Allow me to introduce myself:

--FIELDS OF INTEREST--
I'm primarily a writer and a linguist, even if my gallery says otherwise. Obviously I do appreciate all forms of art, even if I do not utilize them. It is my intention to commit to both someday, when the taxes of lit classes and homework are no longer all-consuming.

--FAVOURITES--
Sunsets. Vanilla ice cream. Green peppers on my pizza. Clean sheets. Colored pencils. Musicals. Hamburgers. Pirates. Friends and fiance and family. Constellations. Painted toe nails. Ben Gibbard (DCFC & TPS). Tea. Clocks. Movies. Art. Muted blues and greens. Plastic chunky jewlery. Photography.

--THINGS NOT SO FAVOURED, IN FACT DESPISED--
Meatloaf. Mushrooms. The metal end of a pencil scraping the paper. Melodramatic roommates. Wet pant legs. The smell of wet dog. Intolerance. Incessant talkers. My broken refrigerator knob. Gore (Blood and guts).

--PETS--
At home I have two dogs, Nellie and Cleo. Here at school I have a plant.

--CONFESSIONS--
I don't smoke. I don't gamble. I don't text while I drive. I don't listen to rap music. I don't wear contacts. I don't wash my hair every day. I don't like to talk on the phone. I use sarcasm to mask some of my emotions. I speed when I'm on the interstate. I bought a pair of skinny jeans because I'm artistically unadulterated. I'm going to marry my highschool sweetheart. I'm a Christian and a Calvinist. I am Pro-life. I keep my ticket stubs. I steal M&Ms from Kelli.

--DESTINATIONS--
I was born in Georgia, raised in Tennessee, but I have never been to Memphis. I have been to North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Kentucky, West Virginia, and Virginia.

--MODE OF TRANSPORTATION--
1997 Buick LeSabre, "The Mariner".

--TOP 10 LESSONS OF INTEREST--
10. Don't cut your own hair.
9. A thank you card is underestimated.
8. What you consider to be a terrible picture of yourself will usually be favorited by a close friend.
7. Angst is too hard to commit to.
6. Nothing is as bad in the morning as it was the night before.
5. We are all tourists somewhere.
4. Conspiracies do exist.
3. The amount of money you make shouldn't exceed the amount of money you spend.
2. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
1. Always eat your ice cream before it melts.

--THINGS MOST COMMONLY SAID THROUGHOUT THE DAY--
"Well good morning Love."
"That's crazy."
"I love you too."
"Good gravy."

--QUOTABLE QUOTES--
"Mamma didn't raise no fool" --Uncle Doug

"Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you not to lay in the road. Maybe you could lay in the grass?" --mall security cop

"I'm just a footnote in someone else's life" --Betsy

"I'm so fat my tastebuds don't care anymore" --Chandra

--FIRST FIVE ITEMS GRABBED IF THREATENED BY FIRE--
Plant. Dore. Purse. Ipod. Cell phone.